How to: Holiday


Hey there, Mocs!

Worried about the upcoming holiday season? Don’t fret. I’ve got my top ten holiday tips for you.

  1. Put a tree inside your house. I know trees typically stay outdoors, but this is a special occasion. Bring your trees inside. If you’re feeling zesty, put some lights on it, or maybe some hanging balls.
  2. Become a jingle bell. Be very round and make a “jingle” sound each time you move.
  3. If you have a dog, put a red pom-pom on its nose and refer to him as “Rudolph.”
  4. To help you get into the holiday spirit, call every snack a “Christmas cookie.” Eating a hamburger? Nope, it’s a Christmas cookie! Salad? No sir, a Christmas cookie. You get the idea.
  5. Tell Santa Claus what you’d like for Christmas. He can usually be found ringing a bell outside of your grocery store.
  6. If you’re invited to a “Tacky Christmas Sweater Party,” head to your local Target to find a trendy and clever sweater. Be warned: you will most likely have the same sweater as six other people at the party.
  7. Looking for a gift to bring to a white elephant gift exchange? Think practically. Toothpaste, floss, and deodorant make exciting and functional gifts.
  8. Sing “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey to yourself in the mirror every morning in order promote holiday self-care.
  9. Make a snowman! No snow? Swing by Chick-fil-A to get that good ice and make a little frostyboy.
  10. At 11:59 on December 31, prepare to say “Happy New Year” the following minute. WARNING: there may be: fireworks, confetti, shouting, kissing, and a dropping ball.


Queen Moc



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